April 5, 2015June 13, 2015 by Dawn

Follow Orders?

Dean: Mommy why did you do that?

Mommy: Because Daddy told me to. I always do what Daddy tells me to do!

[ pause ]

Dean: No you don’t!

April 5, 2015June 13, 2015 by Dawn

Choir of Friends

“Aren’t you going to go get your friends to sing happy birthday to my mom?!” Dean implored when the waiter at St. Francis brought out my birthday treat without the back-up singers that Dean was expecting.

+14

April 4, 2015June 13, 2015 by Dawn

Technical Foul

Mommy: Maybe he doesn’t like being kicked in the face.

Dean: Are you sure?

March 22, 2015June 13, 2015 by Dawn

We’re Doomed!

Dean: Oh no mommy! We are going to get stuck in the swirling-whirly-hole!

Me: Oh? Like a whirlpool?

Dean: Yeah—no! A swirling-whirly-hole!

March 17, 2015June 13, 2015 by Dawn

Captain Underpants

While changing for bed the other night I encountered something completely new.

Me: Hey buddy? Why do you have on two pairs of underpants?

Dean: I like them both.

Indeed sometimes it is hard to decide.

March 14, 2015June 13, 2015 by Dawn

____ No Evil

“I want Emmett to have no ears.”

March 12, 2015June 13, 2015 by Dawn

Yup. Joe Cool.

“You know what else is cool mommy? ME!”

March 6, 2015June 13, 2015 by Dawn

Parlez-Vous français?

“Mommy you have to say ‘Bone app to eat’ when it is time for dinner.”

+12

March 3, 2015June 13, 2015 by Dawn

Are you sure?

“Mommy? Maybe Iiiiiiiiiiii love you?”

March 1, 2015 by Dawn

Sure. That works

Dean: When we get home can I watch a movie?

Mommy: No buddy. By the time we get home it will be time for bed.

Dean: No thank you.

-48

February 28, 2015 by Dawn

It’s You Buddy

“Who’s hitting myself? Who’s hitting myself?!”

February 27, 2015 by Dawn

Excellent Testemonial

“You’re not terrible. You’re um… kind of good mommy.”

January 20, 2015February 2, 2015 by Dawn

Ask Your Guidance Counselor About That

Dean: Today Miss Minija asked what we wanted to be when we grewed up.

Mommy: What did you say?

Dean: Well Vela is going to be a doctor when she grows up… And I am going to be a Mommy!

January 16, 2015 by Dawn

This Little Piddy

“Mommy, mommy, see this finger? Today it was bored!”

January 15, 2015February 14, 2015 by Dawn

Astrid Says

[ Guest Post ]

Astrid’s Mom (Kristina): Did you have a good today?

Astrid: Yes. Yes I did Mommy… Oh. No. No I didn’t.

Kristina: Well what happened?

Astrid: I stepped on Dean’s face.

Kristina: Oh! On accident?

Astrid: Nope. On purpose.

Kristina: Astrid! Did you say you were sorry?

Astrid: Yes, but he wouldn’t listen to my words.

Kristina: Well… that’s because you stepped on his face!