November 30, 2015 by Dawn

Keep It On Repeat

Mommy: Ugh! Now I have that song stuck in my head!

Dean: A song mommy? I just have love stuck in mine.

[ Awwww! Is this kid for real?! ]

+12

November 20, 2015November 21, 2015 by Dawn

Mommy Knows Best?

Dean: Can you listen to me? Miss Pam says that tomorrow is Saturday and we have to go to school!

Mommy: No Dean you don’t. Now can you just brush your teeth? I know what I am talking about.

[ Exiting the room he mutters… ]

Dean: No Mom. You don’t really.

November 20, 2015November 20, 2015 by Dawn

Heck Yeah!

Dean: Mommy? Can boys marry boys?

Mommy: They sure can baby!

November 20, 2015 by Dawn

Dirty, Rotten, Scoundrel

Dean:Mommy is that rotten?

Mommy: No! You are the one who is rotten!

Dean: [ Sniffs his arm ] Nuh-uh… I took a shower this morning!

November 14, 2015November 14, 2015 by Dawn

Dude!

Dean: Pranay made this necklace for me.

Mommy: That was nice of him!

Dean: Yeah. He’s my dude.

November 13, 2015 by Dawn

???

“They’re like socks, but they are underwear too… Sockawear!”

October 31, 2015 by Dawn

Here’s Your Sign

“Hey guys! This sign says climb up here!”

October 27, 2015 by dale

Haaaaave You Met Dean?

Daddy: I’m going to California today and will see you tomorrow before bedtime.

Dean: What are you doing there Daddy?

Daddy: Well I have a meeting with ownership at Monarch Beach and then I will probably have dinner with some friends.

Dean: Can you talk to them about me?

October 24, 2015November 14, 2015 by Dawn

Our Little Gourmand

Dean: I love these peanuts!

Mommy: They aren’t peanuts baby, I put cashews in there.

Dean: That’s not what I ordered!!

[ Either way, they don’t belong in a quesadilla! ]

October 7, 2015October 8, 2015 by Dawn

Word

After a long explanation of a new job frustration…

Meredith: …and it’s all males on the project, when I get there they tell me they are waiting for the GM. That’s me guys!

Dean: Better recognize!

[Stunned silence from the adults]

Dean: I love me

September 13, 2015September 14, 2015 by Dawn

Anything You Can Do

Dean: Are you scared to climb up here?

Astrid: If you aren’t scared, then I’m not scared.

[ Good for you Astrid!]

+11

August 19, 2015 by Dawn

Like Rip Van Winkle

Dean: Scott is taking a nap.

Mimi: He’s probably tired.

Dean: He’s probably old!

July 24, 2015 by Dawn

Argh!

“Mommy can you leave please? I don’t want to show you my pirate parts.”

[ No worries me hearty, not really interest in seeing your pirate booty this morning ]

July 11, 2015 by Dawn

Oh Boo Hoo

Mommy: Why would we do that? Aren’t we nice to you?

Dean: Not really very often.

[ Cue the eye roll and the teeny-tiny violin ]

June 26, 2015 by Dawn

The First of Many Unfortunately

After 15 minutes of screaming and crying because he doesn’t want to go to bed…

Dean: Owie! [he wails]

Mommy: What’s wrong baby?

Dean: [sobbing] You broke my heart!

And now mine is broken too.