September 28, 2014 by dale

Easily 140 Characters

Daddy: Do you have a Twitter? Do you Tweet?

Dean: Yeah Daddy. Tweet! Tweet! Tweet!

September 28, 2014September 28, 2014 by dale

Is That Umami?

Daddy: What does it taste like?

Dean: Like yum.

September 22, 2014 by Dawn

The Magic Word

Dean: Please Mommy?

Mommy: No.

Dean: Please Mommy?!

Mommy: No Dean.

Dean: Puh-leeeeeeeeeeeeease?!

Mommy: Not today honey.

Dean: Mom, do you even know what please means? You have to.

September 10, 2014 by Dawn

Barking Spiders

Aunt Tracey: Was that a barking spider I just heard?

Dean: Nope. Just my toots.

September 10, 2014 by Dawn

What are you learning at school?

Dean: That’s Gia’s daddy. And you are my mommy!

Mommy: That’s right kiddo, and I love being your mommy!

Dean: That’s right! You never made people before.

September 6, 2014February 14, 2015 by Dawn

It’s Mine

Dean: Where’s my red umbrella?

Mommy: I know where my red umbrella is.

Dean: That’s mine!

Mommy: I don’t think so, I bought that umbrella before you were even born.

Dean: That doesn’t matter, it’s my umbrella now.

August 23, 2014September 4, 2014 by dale

Do Those Need Double A’s?

“I can’t walk well because my legs are getting out of batteries.”

August 21, 2014September 4, 2014 by Dawn

XOXO

Mommy: I like getting kisses on my cheeks and face.

Dean: Yes mommy, but sometimes I just like kissing your heart.

[I felt that one right in the heart for sure]

August 21, 2014September 4, 2014 by Dawn

Handicapped

Dean: Mommy, there is a parking spot right there.

Mommy: Yes, but that is a handicapped spot; for people in a wheelchair or can’t walk very far. But our legs are fine and our hearts work well so we can walk.

Dean: Yes mommy, but my toes are bad.

August 20, 2014August 20, 2014 by Dawn

The Ladies Man

[Yelling out the window at the joggers]

“HELLO LADIES!”

August 9, 2014August 15, 2014 by Dawn

The Real Hero

Hostess: Who is your favorite superhero?
Dean: My Mommy and my Daddy.
[Tearing up!]

August 7, 2014August 15, 2014 by Dawn

All Grown Up

[Holding up a pair of fake glasses]

“I’m a grown up and I work places.”

August 6, 2014August 15, 2014 by Dawn

Not Everyday

Dean: I like you today Mommy.

Mommy: Today? But not everyday?

Dean: Everyday I LOVE you!

August 1, 2014August 15, 2014 by Dawn

Absence Does NOT Make the Heart Grow Fonder

Mommy: I missed you today!

Dean: I didn’t miss you.

July 26, 2014August 15, 2014 by Dawn

Mad Face

Dean: Yes or no Mommy? That’s your choice! But if you say no I will be very mad at you.
Mommy: Well my answer is no so you are just going to have to be mad.
Dean: [Points to his face] Mom you are making my face very angry.