“I wonder what it would be like if butts had a mind of their own.”
Aaaand now I can’t stop thinking about this
Dean: Why are you wearing a button shirt today?
Mommy: Just what I wanted to be wearing today.
Dean: You look like an angry mom.
Mommy: … An angry mom? Where do you see those? On TV?
Dean: Yeah… and in front of me now too.
Mommy: …
Dean: Yeah. That’s the one.
Mommy: …
Dean: Or a boss. You look like a boss too.