January 28, 2016August 24, 2016 by Dawn It Wasn’t Me, It Was the Invisible Man Pretending Leave a comment Dean: OW! Mommy: What happened? Dean: Well… some invisible guy just pushed me over! Mommy: Uh-huh. Sure Dean: It’s the truth! [ stomps out ] +10
August 23, 2014September 4, 2014 by dale Do Those Need Double A’s? Pretending Leave a comment “I can’t walk well because my legs are getting out of batteries.” +1010
August 21, 2014September 4, 2014 by Dawn Handicapped Pretending Leave a comment Dean: Mommy, there is a parking spot right there. Mommy: Yes, but that is a handicapped spot; for people in a wheelchair or can’t walk very far. But our legs are fine and our hearts work well so we can walk. Dean: Yes mommy, but my toes are bad. +10
August 7, 2014August 15, 2014 by Dawn All Grown Up Pretending Leave a comment [Holding up a pair of fake glasses] “I’m a grown up and I work places.” +30
