October 11, 2019 by Dawn Odd Stipulations Gross Leave a comment “Can you stay with me? I promise not to lick you.” +20
December 6, 2016 by Dawn That’s What Little Boys Are Made Of Gross Leave a comment Me: I love your face. But even more… I love what’s inside of you. Dean: Food and blood? 00
November 14, 2016November 14, 2016 by Dawn Be Smell My Beating Heart Gross Leave a comment I just burped in my heart! Now my heart smells stinky! 00
October 18, 2016January 8, 2018 by Dawn The Stinky Baker Gross Leave a comment “Look Mom! I made a poop cupcake!” 00
August 1, 2016August 1, 2016 by Dawn Be Our Guest [Post] Gross Leave a comment I went to fetch our boy from the neighbors’ house and ended up with mine and a couple extra. Through the playroom door I heard one of them ask, “Can I fart with this?” I was too chicken to go see what this meant. 00
May 15, 2016May 15, 2016 by Dawn Misguided Excitement Gross Leave a comment [ Mommy and Daddy are quietly discussing going to Disneyland next weekend ] Mommy: I’m getting really excited! Dean: I’m really excited too! Mommy: What are you excited about? Dean: Poop! 00
April 10, 2016April 10, 2016 by Dawn He’s No Angel Gross Leave a comment [ Yelled loudly at Billy Benedict’s birthday party ] Dean: “I’m not wearing any underpants!!!” [ Face slap ] Mommy: “Well… Ah… Where did they go?” +30
December 5, 2015August 3, 2016 by Dawn Poor Jake Gross Leave a comment “I want to lick the Jake!” [ He meant a birthday candle, but oh lord! ] 00
October 24, 2015November 14, 2015 by Dawn Our Little Gourmand Gross Leave a comment Dean: I love these peanuts! Mommy: They aren’t peanuts baby, I put cashews in there. Dean: That’s not what I ordered!! [ Either way, they don’t belong in a quesadilla! ] +30
January 4, 2015 by Dawn Yummy Boogers Gross Leave a comment Dean: Mommy look, you have seeds on your bun. Mommy: That’s right sesame seeds. Dean: Snesame seeds? Smells yummy… Daddy! Smell Mommy’s boogers! They smell yummy! +20
December 5, 2014 by Dawn Birds + Boogers Gross Leave a comment Mommy: I love you so much! [ While maintaining eye contact, Dean extends his middle finger and sticks it up his nose ] +100
October 15, 2014 by Dawn Best Story Ever Gross, Speechless Leave a comment Dean: Hey mom, wanna hear a funny story? Mommy: Sure kiddo. [wait for it] Dean: Poopy cloud! [I laughed. A lot.] +140
July 8, 2014August 15, 2014 by Dawn Not So Pretty Gross Leave a comment Dean: Mommy are you taking off your makeup? Mommy: Yup. Dean: Let me see. [Shows him my face] Dean: Ew yuck! 00
June 22, 2014August 15, 2014 by Dawn The Booger Monster Gross Leave a comment [Whispering to Daddy] Dean: I just snuck a booger onto my mom’s arm. Yup. There it is. +30
May 29, 2014August 15, 2014 by Dawn Frozen No. 2 Gross Leave a comment Oh my god! I can’t breathe. Dean is sitting on the toilet singing “Let It Go”. Never was there a more practical instance for that song. +10
