Daddy: And Dean’s girlfriend Tatum lives over here somewhere…

Dean: What could possible make you say that Daddy?!

“Daddy! That boy in the white shirt says you have a really stinky butt but you don’t!”

Dean: Why isn’t mommy going to work?
Daddy: She is working from home today kiddo.
Dean: Then who is going to pick me up from school?
Daddy: Mommy will pick you up.
Dean: [Pause] Will she get dressed?