So Young… So Wise

“Mommies are always smart… and don’t even ask them how old they are.”

Haaaaave You Met Dean?

Daddy: I’m going to California today and will see you tomorrow before bedtime.

Dean: What are you doing there Daddy?

Daddy: Well I have a meeting with ownership at Monarch Beach and then I will probably have dinner with some friends.

Dean: Can you talk to them about me?

Daddy: And Dean’s girlfriend Tatum lives over here somewhere…

Dean: What could possible make you say that Daddy?!

Mommy: Well you can have watermelon…

Dean: [ Interrupting… and yelling ] I want a treat! I don’t want watermelon! It’s a vegetable!!!!

Daddy: Well it isn’t a vegetable but…

Dean: [ Interrupting again and still yelling ] It is too Daddy! You don’t know everything! ONLY I KNOW EVERYTHING!!!

Dean: Dad, that is the place

Dad: How did you know that kiddo?

Dean: Laughing…cause I know everything dad. Isn’t that crazy?!

Dean: Did you hear my belly talk dad?

Dad: What did it say?

Dean: It says it needs some ice cream.

“Daddy can I just stand on you for a little bit?”

Daddy: Do you have a Twitter? Do you Tweet?

Dean: Yeah Daddy. Tweet! Tweet! Tweet!

Daddy: What does it taste like?

Dean: Like yum.

“I can’t walk well because my legs are getting out of batteries.”