Dean: Mommy, my foot hurts right here.

Mommy: It probably fell asleep because you were sitting on it.

Dean: It’s not waking up!!!

Mommy: Well maybe it’s past your foot’s bedtime.

Dean: Hmmm. What time is it?

Mommy: It’s 7:10 PM.

Dean: Oooooh! That makes sense… My foot’s bedtime is 6:02 PM