[From another room…]

Dean: Daddy! [unintelligible mumbling]

Me: He can’t hear you; he’s in the kitchen.

Dean: Mommy [unintelligible mumbling]

Me: I can’t hear you either. Just come talk to me if you need something buddy.

Dean: BuuuUUUURRRRRPP!

Me: …

Dean: Did you hear that mom?!