Mommy: I know you don’t like jeans, and I respect that, but it is going to be really cold today. Maybe you should at least change into gym pants.
Dean: But… shorts!
Mommy: I know kiddo. Do you remember last night when your legs were cold? A pullover won’t help that.
Dean: [thinks a few beats… maybe… ] Okay. I’ll just wear long socks then.
@#%^&!!! Why won’t you wear pants?!
