November 23, 2016January 8, 2018 by Dawn

From the Moms

Astrid’s Mom: At dinner, I asked the girls what they are thankful for. Astrid responded, “I’m thankful for Dean because he is going to marry me.”

Dean’s Mom: Something to be said for a girl who knows what she wants.

Astrid’s Mom: Or one day she’ll boil his bunny a la fatal attraction.

November 21, 2016November 21, 2016 by Dawn

Pants!

Mommy: I know you don’t like jeans, and I respect that, but it is going to be really cold today. Maybe you should at least change into gym pants.

Dean: But… shorts!

Mommy: I know kiddo. Do you remember last night when your legs were cold? A pullover won’t help that.

Dean: [thinks a few beats… maybe… ] Okay. I’ll just wear long socks then.

@#%^&!!! Why won’t you wear pants?!

November 14, 2016November 14, 2016 by Dawn

Be Smell My Beating Heart

I just burped in my heart! Now my heart smells stinky!

November 10, 2016November 10, 2016 by Dawn

He’s the One

This morning at Dean’s school rodeo a little girl introduced herself and said, “I’ve been looking all over for a nice boyfriend and so I picked Dean.”

[ Is it possible we are putting too much pressure on women to settle down?! ]

November 9, 2016 by Dawn

The Next President

Mommy: We voted for our next president last night.

Dean: Who is it Mommy?

Mommy: Donald Trump.

Dean: Oh no! [He says sadly] I wanted it to be Hillary Clinton.

Mommy: Oh really… Why?

Dean: I just really like girls!

November 5, 2016November 6, 2016 by Dawn

Exact Change

Dean: Emma is just turing 6 right?

Mommy: Yup.

Dean: But I’ve been six for awhile.

Daddy: Yeah…

Dean settles comfortably back into his car seat.
Dean: Yeah… I’m like, six and a half.

Daddy: Not quite Buddy. You won’t be six and a half until February. It’s more like you are six and a quarter.

Dean: Well… I could be six and a dime.