Dean: What about my markers? Will I be able to take them on the bus?

Mommy: I’m not really sure sweetheart, I’m kind of new at this.

Dean: No you’re not… you’re old.

[ You are on thin ice bro ]

Mom: You have about 20 minutes left to play before we go meet your new teacher.

Dean: Mooooom!

Mom: It’s a whole thing. They are going to evaluate your abilities.

Dean: Can’t you just do this by yourself?

Mom: Dude. I took a whole day off work for this….

Dean: Still.