Dean: Mom, I’m gonna race you to the blue one!
Mommy: That’s okay buddy. I’ll let you have it. I know blue is your favorite.
Dean: Yeah. Blue is my favorite color. Yours too! But I love blue, more than you like blue…
But Mommy, I love you much more than I love blue. More than anything in the whole world.
[Grabs the fat of my right thigh with both hands and starts squeezing and mashing them together…]
Dean: Whoa Mommy! The muscles in your legs are so big!!! Is that why you eat so much ice cream? They’re huge!! And squishy! Even your bones are squishy!
Mommy: [whispers quietly through gritted teeth] I’m so happy to be a mom, I’m so happy to be a mom, I’m so happy…
