Here’s Your Sign

“Hey guys! This sign says climb up here!”

Haaaaave You Met Dean?

Daddy: I’m going to California today and will see you tomorrow before bedtime.

Dean: What are you doing there Daddy?

Daddy: Well I have a meeting with ownership at Monarch Beach and then I will probably have dinner with some friends.

Dean: Can you talk to them about me?

Dean: I love these peanuts!

Mommy: They aren’t peanuts baby, I put cashews in there.

Dean: That’s not what I ordered!!

[ Either way, they don’t belong in a quesadilla! ]

After a long explanation of a new job frustration…

Meredith: …and it’s all males on the project, when I get there they tell me they are waiting for the GM. That’s me guys!

Dean: Better recognize!

[Stunned silence from the adults]

Dean: I love me