July 26, 2014August 15, 2014 by Dawn

Mad Face

Dean: Yes or no Mommy? That’s your choice! But if you say no I will be very mad at you.
Mommy: Well my answer is no so you are just going to have to be mad.
Dean: [Points to his face] Mom you are making my face very angry.

July 12, 2014August 15, 2014 by Dawn

New Daddy

[In the pool today]
Dean: Mommy, jump off Daddy’s shoulders again!
Mommy: I think we are done, I don’t want to hurt him.
Dean: Yeah! Cause then he would die and we wouldn’t have him anymore.
Mommy: Yeah. That would suck.
Dean: Yeah. And then we would have to get a new daddy.

July 11, 2014August 15, 2014 by Dawn

It’s Your Job

Dean asked me to help him find a LEGO spaceship this morning that he couldn’t find after looking for 15 minutes. How long did it take me? About 30 seconds…

Dean: Oh thank you for finding my spaceship Mommy!
Mommy: Sometimes it just takes a mommy doesn’t it?
Dean: Yeah. But it’s your job.
Mommy: [incredulously speechless]