“Let me just say this, I’m not a flower that doesn’t want to bloom. I am a flower that wants to blossom and share my pollen with the bees and trees and everyone else.”

When talking about sharing his cookies with my coworkers.

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Uncle Dan gifted Dean with a 3’, talking Darth Vader figure when they moved. While undressing for bed (naked), Dean pushed the button…

Darth Vader: I am unimpressed
Dean: You’re the worst person to talk to

+27

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Daddy: Well, thank you for a nice dinner guys!

Dean: You should be thanking yourself since you made it. We didn’t do anything.

Mommy: Speak for yourself! I provided perfectly lovely company!

Besides, you ate all of your dinner without complaint. That’s pretty great in my book!

Dean: Nah. I haven’t ready that book.

+2

-44

Dean: Mommy, what’s after one trillion?

Mommy: A trillion and one.

Dean: You’re a nerd.

+2

-8

After playing Clue: The Great Museum Caper…

Dean: I should have taken a picture of the board!

Mommy: Why?

Dean: For a lifetime of memories, duh!

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